10 objects more presidential than Donald Trump

By Laney Portelance
 

#1 Taylor Swift’s red lipstick

More class in one tube than in Trump’s whole career.
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#2 A rutabaga

Way more fun to say than “Donald Trump,” which is really all that matters.

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Looks kind of familiar, too… Source

 

#3 The birb (@ProBirdRights) Twitter account

Adorable nuggets of wisdom, and no sexism.


 

#4 The Pyramids

Like Trump, these were created by an alien race of lizard people, but they’re way more impressive.

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History.com

 

#5 A vintage hipster typewriter

Still less useless than the Donald.

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Pinterest

 

#6 An Old Spice commercial

Makes infinitely more sense than anything Trump has ever said.
 

 

#7 Spray cheese

A more authentic yellow than the shade of Trump’s hair.

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Elephant Journal

 

#8 Actual, literal trash

Hey, passive trash is better than active trash.

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fanpop

 

#9 A dirty penny

At least you get a 50/50 chance of some luck.

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http://www.mykidsadventures.com

 

#10 Tomatoes

Just as red in the face, but better for your health, and when they’re rotten, you’re allowed to throw them away.
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